I can't believe it! The FPO only moved down south a day ago and the house is already falling apart! The onion in the fridge has seen better days and looks like it's been grasping for some life (like us all), and a bleeding slug appeared in the bath, much to my disgust. They were both thrown away, but l spared the slug the salt treatment out of pity. Mind you, he did still go down the toilet, so that was probably a fate worse than death (or salt).