I've stated before that l am from Liverpool, but was taken to Manchester United football matches by my Uncle Ray when l was a kid (God bless him!) as soon as l displayed a passing interest in what used to be the beautiful game.
Some of the programmes l have just retrieved from the garage are from those happy times. All Everton or Liverpool home games against United.
Luckily l had the good sense to store the old programmes in the garage on shelves, not on the floor (and of course l also had them wrapped up to protect them).
Sometimes it pays to be anal (Phnnnaaarr!)