I switched on the TV last night to catch the end of the Poland v England game, only to find it had been postponed because of a waterlogged pitch in Warsaw.
Now l may well be an idiot, and there might be an easy explanation for this, but why didn't they close the roof of the stadium if they were expecting so much rain? Otherwise, what's the point?
You know who l blame? The foreign betting syndicates for it not closing, and God himself for the downpour. Maybe he just didn't fancy England's chances on the night (It's been re-arranged for this afternoon).
Maybe it's true. God is an Englishman (or doesn't like football)!