By Jove, The Thing With Two Heads was bad. Rotten, stinking the place out bad (and not even in an ironic so-bad-it's-good kind of way). It's just rubbish. I can't believe that Ray Milland (The Lost Weekend, Dial M for Murder) would get involved, but l suppose everyone's got to make some money somehow. He plays Dr Kirshner, a wealthy racist who is getting his head transplanted onto another body (due to his ailing health), but wakes up to find the only body available was a black man on death row. It doesn't get any better. Avoid at all costs.