The bird in the salad
The mouse (minus tail) in the bread
There is an investigation being conducted at the moment after a Somerset man found a dead bird in his Tesco salad. I think that is pretty disgusting, in fact, so pretty disgusting, that it is probably worse than finding a dead mouse in your bread, which was discovered by an Oxfordshire man - 'minus the tail' last year (let's face it, that's bad enough).
Yum yum - can't wait for tea tonight, all this food and dead stuff talk is making me feel peckish.
Whatever it is, l'll certainly be checking it thoroughly (especially if it involves a salad sandwich).
Maybe l should just stick to eating toast sandwiches. After all, times are hard.